Honk If You Love Justice!

Good day, fellow citizens!

A Presidential race is a long, brutal course littered with the banana peels of past indiscretions and the potholes of empty campaign promises. Inexperienced runners find out quickly that a backpack full of sincere values is far heavier than the logos of corporate sponsors and magic running shoes of special interest groups.

What we need is a candidate mighty enough to carry the American Public on his back while throwing the Elbow of Justice to those runners juiced-up by the steroids of media hype and opinion polls.

We need a runner that does not need to draft behind partisan platitudes or fundamentalist fervor; one whose speed comes from massive quadracepts of Truth.

Does there exist such a runner who needs neither the right-wing nor left-wing to fly?

Indeed there does, and that runner is: The Tick!

Come bask is the warm, shiny glow of The Tick's smooth-brained wisdom.