tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47656831023693600872011-04-21T15:59:43.422-07:00Come bask in his warm, smooth-brained wisdom.PointyHeadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02808966852129425256noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4765683102369360087.post-89492173674452207192008-01-23T11:05:00.000-08:002008-01-23T11:18:51.061-08:00<blockquote><p>Let your journey into hugeness teach us all a lesson. Absolute power is a sticky<br />wicket. And, Arthur, chum, you were the stickiest. Don't you get it, good<br />friend? </p><p>Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can't.<br />Unless they're inflatable, or require some assembly, or unless they're hearts.<br />Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts. As big as the moon, but much, much warmer. </p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4765683102369360087-8949217367445220719?l=tickforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PointyHeadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02808966852129425256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4765683102369360087.post-6487622472542310692008-01-23T04:17:00.000-08:002008-01-23T11:03:29.412-08:00Good day, fellow citizens!<br /><br />A Presidential race is a long, brutal course littered with the banana peels of past indiscretions and the potholes of empty campaign promises. Inexperienced runners find out quickly that a backpack full of sincere values is far heavier than the logos of corporate sponsors and magic running shoes of special interest groups.<br /><br />What we need is a candidate mighty enough to carry the American Public on his back while throwing the Elbow of Justice to those runners juiced-up by the steroids of media hype and opinion polls.<br /><br />We need a runner that does not need to draft behind partisan platitudes or fundamentalist fervor; one whose speed comes from massive quadracepts of Truth.<br /><br />Does there exist such a runner who needs neither the right-wing nor left-wing to fly?<br /><br />Indeed there does, and that runner is: The Tick!<br /><br />Come bask is the warm, shiny glow of The Tick's smooth-brained wisdom.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4765683102369360087-648762247254231069?l=tickforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PointyHeadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02808966852129425256noreply@blogger.com0